— a.s., unconscious (via figs3)
Happy 5th birthday, Sophia! Hopefully year 5 is better than years 1-4…
can we just stop giving the abraham twat from teen mom the attention she’s so desperately seeking.
we get it, you:
have triangle titties
like to get porked in the butt
think waxing a 4 year olds eyebrows is “hygienic” (I wonder what cave people did without this serious hygiene practice)